We are out of Lent, I can do a fun Friday with y’all. (Working on my Alabama accent there) 
1. The correct word is pop. Not soda, not Coke to cover all soft drinks. Pop.
2. I get asked often (mostly by California residents) if we still drive covered wagons in Kansas. We do. My schooner is currently parked at my mom’s.
3. I don’t like any word that starts with a p and ends with a p. Most of them I can’t even say. Or even type. Pulp is one that I can type. I struggle to say it without feeling weird inside.
4. The organ is not a sacred instrument. There I said it.
5. The song “Table of Plenty” is so cringy to me, I actually get a little mad when we sing it at church.
6. I have a dream to see a major league game in every stadium in the US. I’ve been to three, so far. I am waaaaay behind. 
7. Cats are superior to dogs. (Internet proceeds to melt down and implode) 
8. If you are going to eat boiled eggs from the vat of sulfur water at a hotel, don’t eat them in my presence. Go to your room, chaw on the nasty thing by yourself, and think about your life’s choices.
9. Kansas is not the flattest state. Don’t argue with me on this. I grew up there.
10. If you take me too seriously…don’t. 
Have a great weekend, Catholic Pilgrims.
